HNR: Pairing the words "Hooker" and "Romantic" in a Statement

Especially when you're Bill Clinton. Highly (but I didn't inhale) not recommended.

HNR: Going to a Children's Museums. BY YOURSELF.

Going to museums is cool. And, going to them alone instantly turns a lonely (read: unemployed person or heiress) into an independent badass. Unless it's a children's museum. Because going to a children's museum alone makes you look like a pedo. This is what I learned when I agreed to meet my friends at a science musuem, which in all my single with no children heyday, I forget meant a space where there are tons of children and family touching knobs that will supposedly make them learn about science and will make any single person want to go home and douse themselves in Purell. Going to a museum by yourself? Recommended! But if that museum is a children's science museum? Highly not recommended.